A portion of TLG's plot description decided to mangle between Smashwords and distributing to the likes of Apple and B & N.
It looks like this:
Sipe’s reality: betrayed, wounded, looking down the barrel of a little blackmail courtesy of the teenager that just discovered him unconscious in the tiniest of tiny Oregon towns.
Tiffany’s deal: Sipe helps her locate a missing friend or the faked boob-grab pics make the rounds. The local less than honorable law enforcement...her slightly crazy uncle...
instead of having a SPACE or GAP between sentences.
Most of the 7 billions residents of planet earth seem unperturbed, still, I sent a heartfelt message to the Smashwords problem solvers since my feeble workarounds haven't done a lick.
Lucid is formatted. Ready to go into the waiting teeth of the Smashwords meat grinder.
They say contests are a method to whip potential book readers into a frenzy. So this is a contest (also, it's like calling out into a dark room, or, wondering at any other presence in the chill, wind-whipped abyss...).
The photo below is of a famous NYT bestselling author. If you can name the author, comment below or email (email link existing in the profile link on your right (assuming your phone/pad/what-have-you displays that column)), and we can discuss terms.
The Lipless Gods. Free.