Surfer On The Drift

From today:

Organ failure was the Siamese twins listed cause of death, the outcome from a lifetime of constant alcohol abuse.  Ms. Drope didn't waggle a finger at a specific brother, but she did relate the likelihood Bill had fathered (and abused) an illegitimate child, and in his heyday, could rumoredly outdrink any other circus performer alive, bearded or otherwise.